I was sitting at the table. One of the Priests walked in. He had that new symbol on a thick chain of bling around his next. The symbol superimposed the Abrahamic insignias. His Gloch was in his holster. Everyone seemed fine. This might get interesting.
The married lesbians were sitting across from each other. O, shit. They had that look that they did not agree. They were the sweetest folk. Lovely identical twin clitori. I could tell they'd been discussing at least one of the items on agenda, and they did not agree. Some of these Directorial Priest meetings devolved into marital counseling. That was the reason no one wanted a married couple on the Board. I approved the exception for this one, and until the day I die, I will wonder if I only did so because they got that Amazon strap-on with the bumps that plugs into the walls. The wall-powered are always better. The batteries just don't have the same force.
The Clerk called the meeting to order, and asked someone to lead the oath, and we all repeated.
The Fag Watch is dead. Long live the Fag Watch.
That Hindu oGender hovered the shakra connector, and we all got the minutes. The dick with the Gloch stood up and set the Gloch in front of me.
Y The issue with the xBoob video has been resolved.
SMA Mm, how'd the mother take it?
Y What can you do?
SMA We send flowers?
Y Of course.
SMA Shall I attend the Wake.
Y No, she's not Woke.
SMA Would you make arrangements for me to pay my respects personally?
Y I think not.
SMA Why?
Y She's just...she's not ready.
SMA Well maybe I can help her with the grief, in which case she will get to that place where she will find some understanding.
Y She has 3,489 more.
SMA That's not the point, and you know it.
I could tell that Nip was staring at the Mary Magdelene statue doing The Rabbit with the Jackhammer. The statue was behind me, and I think he was getting a hard on. I hate these 肌使い meetings. O, he's getting a hard on. Shit. He just saw me look at his penis. O no, he's going to come on to me again if he sees me in a StarFucks. What is wrong with these Nips?
Meeting over, I'm going to a cafe. I can feel a Skye cumming. Okay, that's sick.
Q No, I mean she's coming.
SMA Where?
Q Towards you.
SMA Where towards me you retard? Has she seen my post on AmIaTwit?
Q O, she's seen it. They got the download.
SMA What do I do.
Rand Be at peace my son.
SMA Fuck you be at peace. Like you weren't here when that other one picked up an 8' I-beam and killed 638545010093?
Rand Shall I proceed with The Last Rites.
SMA Double fuck you. Q! A little help please?
Q You know the Universal Code of Masculinity prevents that.
SMA Really? Thank you Larry & Curly.
Rand You could run?
SMA Brilliant. A 61 year old man running away from a 15 year old girl carrying an 8' I-beam? Q, has retard received the upload of that incident?
Rand I see all.
SMA Shit.
Everything went black.
