Marc & Steve were walking into The Deep Homo (TDH). Marc knew Steve was wearing his frilly little lacy number under his Carhart overalls.
You know, the one with the garters and the feather t-back tickler. Marc liked the stains he had made on it where the cut outs were for the nipple clamps. Anywho.
Steve had his electric anal plug inserted, and Marc had the remote. Whenever Marc saw a man he thought might make a nice accoutrement to their ménage à trois, he would give Steve a little jolt. Better man, better jolt. To give is to receive.
There they were, going into TDH to get a new Magic Fister Wand. The generic TDH wands with the nano Nubs were the best. Steve had connections. He knew the Christians that owned TDH, and they let him into the secret IhaveAMember store which one could only access via the little half door portal in the Lumber aisle. Steve had first been turned onto it by his gf at Menards.
Lowes is for women.
Stacy had said.
Real men get the strap in oGender Bender Wand at TDH.
They taught me everything i know. Fortunately, They've not taught me everything They know.
Whatever margin Governor Florida Faggot won by, I want double.
All life's lessons are in the movies.
The Other Steve
Someone's cake is waiting...
Little girl, do you want some PI?
